Christianity as Magic. I like that. I secretly hope that’s why you are reading this first sentence.
I had a discussion recently that brought the Gill of Wod (Will of God for you anagrammatically-challenged Who am I kidding? Nobody reads this.) And it dawned on me that we have a whole subset of mystical Christians and beliefs in the church.
Now let me back up because this is starting to sound ridiculous, even to me.
A few days ago I overheard (that’s a fancy word for eavesdropping) a conversation about discerning the will of God. The funny thing about that conversation was that if I had replaced the concept of God’s will with something like “fortune telling” or “palm reading” the vocabulary would have hardly changed. The conversation went along the lines of looking for signs from God to determine what choices he wanted a certain individual to make.
The age old argument can be characterized something like this.
A. God has a perfect (and particularly specific) plan for you life.
Or
B. God equips us with wisdom with which we make biblical decisions.
At first blush most people aren’t going to see the contradiction between the two positions. The first has had so much “press” in the form of church related teaching that it’s practically become part of the canon of scripture. In fact for me to even make point “A” made some Christian squeak with incredulousness. (It’s true, I heard it with my own ears)
In fact if point “A” isn’t true then years of tract-making and witnessing goes right down the tubes. I can hear it make the particular splatting sound that you-know-what makes when you throw it against a wall.
So what proof can be offered to derail a long and storied heritage? It’s a good thing I wrote the previous sentence or this post would be short, even more confusing and even more problematic for me.
The Dilemma of the Yellow Rose
Let’s pull the emergency brake on this thought process and drift around a logic corner.
Take marriage as an example of the point I’m trying to make. (If you’re not confused yet - just wait - I haven’t even begun) Most young and single church-goers have, by osmosis, learned that there is one perfect person for each of us to betroth. This idea is simply an application of point “A” from earlier. Essentially we are told, “that singular individual is out there, somewhere, beneath the pale moon sky. The way to find them is to discern the signs.”
Evidently we’d go on a date and if by the end of the date our fleece is dry but the ground is wet then they’re the one! (Wait that sounds a little dirty, sorry.)
I actually heard of one case where the singular girl, looking for the singular guy made a mini-pact with God. In this case God would supernaturally encourage “the one” to show up for a date with a yellow rose. That seems reasonable. A yellow rose is sufficiently unusual that the appearance of such a rose would indeed constitute a sign from God.
However if you’re going to set up these sorts of checks and balances it’s much safer to keep them to yourself. If, for example, you shared your “sign from God” with, say a younger sister - she might bring to bear an undue amount of influence on the situation and thus your future.
Yes, in this case the little sis told a prospective young man to bring with him one yellow rose. This was sign enough for the young maiden and in short order they were wed.
Match made in heaven, right? God had a perfect plan for her life and, as part of the package, a perfect young man and a perfect yellow rose. Everything worked, right?
Well that particular couple is divorced. Evidently the young man had a penchant for beating and cheating on those to whom he was wed. Now we’re left with a dilemma. Did God want the young “yellow rose” woman to be beaten and cheated on? If so we have a different sort of problem. If not then there was a problem in the way in which the suitor was determined.
Take God out of the above story insert tarot cards and you essentially have Christian mysticism.
The problem I have is that God has equipped us with plenty of decision making factors when it comes to a mate and not a single one of them involved a rose, yellow or otherwise. God, according to James 1, will freely give us wisdom. Why would we need wisdom if were simply search for the proverbially white rabbit (or the not so proverbially yellow rose)? The short answer is - we don’t. If knowing God’s will is all about following signs we simply need to ask for better eyesight not more wisdom.
But wait that’s not all…
(Part two -coming soon!!!)